Great Quotes by Great Women

Inside every older lady is a younger lady - wondering what happened.

- Cora Harvey Armstrong

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

- Helen Hayes (at 73)

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

- Lily Tomlin

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

- Laurie Kuslansky

My second favourite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

- Erma Bombeck

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

- Bette Davis

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

- Rhonda Hansome

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

- Jane Sellman

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

- Jennifer- Unlimited

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

- Charlotte Whitton

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

- Caryn Leschen

I try to take one day at a time - but sometimes several days attack me at once. - Jennifer Unlimited

If you can't be a good example - then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because 1 know I'm not dumb - and I'm also not blonde.

- Dolly Parton

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

- Sue Grafton

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

- Roseanne Barr

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country..

- Elayne Boosler

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

- Maryon Pearson

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything

done, ask a woman

- Margaret Thatcher

1 have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

- Gloria Steinem

I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

- Eleanor Roosevelt